As of Thursday, December 21, 2017 at 10:28 am CST , owing to the constant and irrepressible eruption of the quantum ground, out of which we all constantly bubble, we declare the existence of the micronation of Dogland. We predict this outburst of sovereignty will exist for one week.
The borders of this new nation are derived from the dog-driven dérive, which enfold our actual homeplace/property, but extend farther and furtively along dark roads and back fields.
Our nation slogan: Trespass
Founders and First Citizens, Hector, Cybele, and Dorothy
President, Robert Boon
Vice President, Mike Schatz
Secretary of State, Ashton Schatz
Secretary of Defense, Tim McGovney
Secretary of the Interior, Soren Larsen
Secretary of Health, Education and Welfare, Mike O'Conner
Director, National Endowment for the Arts/Science Advisor Jim Evans
Surgeon General, Graham Greer
Attorney General, Hao Nguyen
Postmaster General/Special Counsel to the Founders , Murphy Boon Schatz
Evie McGovney, Secretary of Energy
Alice McGovney, Director of Homeland Security
Mike Urban, Director, Dogland Army Corps of Engineers
Mark Palmer, National Quantum Cartographer
Matt Jacobson, National Wildlife Director
Our national beverages: coffee from Lakota, Pinot Noir from Oregon, Busch Lite at D&D Pub, and Guinness anywhere
Our national anthem: Ol' Red [video by honorary citizen, Blake Shelton]
Information about Citizenship and One-day Visas forthcoming.
Visas? In the spirit of your nation slogan, I prefer to trespass.
ReplyDeleteNot sure that will qualify for a national beverage
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