Dogland Visa

                     DOGLAND VISA

Valid for one visit, not to exceed 12 hours  
                                             

Full legal name__________________________________      Date___________________

Three major aliases ______________________, ______________________, ______________________

Nationality      _________________________________________

Purpose of trip (attach additional pages if needed)_______________________________________

Have you visited any hostile national entities in the last three days?         Yes        No

Have you eaten any forbidden fruits this year?                                          Yes        No

Do you own one or more cats?                                                                   Yes        No

Have you ever been injured by a cat?                                                         Yes        No

Do you have permission from your dogs to enter Dogland?                      Yes        No

Will your dogs be escorting you?                                                                Yes        No

Do you support the eradication of autumn olive?                                       Yes        No

Do you own, or have you had any intimate physical contact

with, any of these in the last 3 weeks (circle any that apply): 

Llamas, reindeer, polar bears, mudpuppies, black rhinos,

Neanderthals, puffins, golden toads, Irish elk, quagga,

or ivory-billed woodpeckers?                                                                     Yes        No

Do you support the International Convention

for the Regulation of Whaling?                                                                   Yes        No

Have you seen any meteors in the last 10 days?                                        Yes        No

Have you seen Star Wars:  The Last Jedi?                                                 Yes        No

Applicant’s signature ______________________          Approved,  DL Secy. of State