Saturday, December 23, 2017

Application for Citizenship

Applicationfor Ephemeral Citizenshipof Dogland,

a biogregional republic

         

Personal information of applicant:

Millennium of birth (circle one):  1   2   3   4   5   other

Country of former/dual citizenship:

Number of canine cohabitants:

Number of identities, face-to-face, role-play, MMORPG, social networking, multiverse, other:

Preferred name:

Citizenship of Dogland includes, but is not limited to, the following duties:

I pledge to learn about 5 new local flora or fauna in the next year.

I pledge to plant a tree in the next year.

I pledge to see at least one of these films in 2018:  An Inconvenient Truth, No Impact Man, Chasing Ice, Chasing Coral, or Before the Flood.

I pledge to notice the full moon.

I pledge to walk under the stars on clear nights.

I pledge to toast the quantum expiration of Dogland, on the morning of December 28, 2017.
    

 

Include an original poem along with your application materials.  Please do not exceed 10,000 lines.

(Additional bioregional training materials are available at the main government offices.)




Applicant’s signature__________________, Date ________

Approved                                                        
Vice President/Director of Naturalization

Issued at the Crossroads, Hague and Spiva


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